A Jew walks into a Nazi bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender can't believe it and says, "we don't get a lot of you people in here."
To which the Jewish man replies,"well at these prices I'm not surprised."
Guy goes to play golf. All the caddies are taken, but they have new
robot caddies. The guy shoots the game of his life. Comes back the
next day and asks for a robot caddie. The pro says,"I'm sorry we had to
discontinue the robot caddies; the glare was messing up shots." "Why
didn't you just paint them black or brown then?", asks the man. The pro
says, "We did, but then four didn't show up for work and three held up
the pro shop."